Prostitutas de BH têm aulas grátis de inglês para se preparar para a Copa

08/01/2013 - 06h00

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A ideia é ensinar o básico. "Fruits" (frutas), por exemplo. Mas o "vocabulário técnico", como "condom" (preservativo), também estará presente em aulas de inglês que prostitutas de Belo Horizonte terão para receber os turistas na Copa de 2014.

"Elas vão aprender frutas, verduras, legumes. Mas algumas palavras a gente pode trabalhar mais, no sexo, no fetiche", diz Cida Vieira, 46, presidente da Associação de Prostitutas de Minas Gerais.

Cerca de 20 garotas de programa já se inscreveram para participar do curso gratuito, organizado pela instituição. A expectativa de Cida é que até 300 das 4.000 associadas frequentem as aulas até o final do ano.

As classes de idiomas já têm local para acontecer: uma sala cedida pela Associação dos Amigos da Rua Guaicurus (zona de prostituição de Belo Horizonte).

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VOLUNTÁRIOS

O grupo busca professores voluntários. A vice-presidente Laura do Espírito Santo, 54 (mas "colocando muita menina de 20 no chinelo"), diz que a associação já conta com psicólogos e médicos voluntários, o que a faz acreditar que não haverá dificuldade.

Se for preciso, porém, serão contratados profissionais.

A ideia é que o curso dure entre seis e oito meses e que as primeiras turmas tenham início até março. A associação planeja ainda aulas de francês e italiano.

QUALQUER PROFISSÃO

Para Pollyana Temponi, 27, "profissional do sexo há três", o inglês vai servir para negociar preço e combinar como vai ser o programa com o cliente.

"Hoje em dia em qualquer profissão você tem que saber inglês", diz.

Outras sonham mais alto: "Vou fazer o curso porque a única coisa que sei falar hoje é 'I love you'. É inglês, né? Te amo? Isso fica difícil falar. Mas talvez, quem sabe? Posso me apaixonar", diz a prostituta C., 54, que não quis ter seu nome divulgado.

http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/cotidiano/1211528-prostitutas-de-bh-tem-aulas-gratis-de-ingles-para-se-preparar-para-a-copa.shtml

Is there a proper Muslim way to have sex with animals? Indeed, there is!

Posted on August 15, 2012 by actforamericahouston

NOTE: For the best experience, please listen to this while reading the words of the Ayatollah.

Guidelines for sex with animals can be found in the writings of Ayatollah Khomeini. Two excerpts from his writings serve to clarify the matter.

Oh baby! Yes! Yes! YES!!!

“A man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. (Seems a bit  harsh, don’t you think? –ed) He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.” Don’t the buyers deserve a discount of some kind?

Khomeini’s “Tahrirolvasyleh” fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990

“If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.” What if it was really good and invites another lap or two? Must animals always be one-night stands?

http://actforamericahouston.wordpress.com/2012/08/15/is-there-a-proper-muslim-way-to-have-sex-with-animals-indeed-there-is/

Sex with Animals: A Legitimate Sexual Orientation, Or Just Weird?

By: Morning Quickie (View Profile)

This story contains mature or graphic content.
Animal lovers want recognition.
And I’m not talking about people who love their pets; these are people who want sexual attraction to animals to be recognized as a legitimate sexual orientation.
Bestiality, or zoophilia as they prefer it to be called, has been around since the beginning of time. Sheep herders and farmers have often had sex with animals, but it’s usually joked about or regarded as something done of necessity when no women were available.
Now, instead of just seeing it as a behavior, they want it to be seen as a sexual orientation.
Research has been done on these people and is seems that some legitimately prefer animals.
When hooked up to a penile plethysmograph and shown nude photos of all varieties and ages of humans, the man was decidedly flaccid. Nothing happening down there either when he looked at slides of cats, dogs, sheep, chickens, or cows. But he certainly wasn’t impotent, as the researchers clearly observed when the subject was shown images of horses.
And for those of you who might be thinking they abuse animals with this behavior (“interspecies sexual assault”), zoophiles adamantly disagree.
In other recent surveys, the majority of zoophiles scoffed at the notion that they were abusive toward animals in any way—far from it, they said. Many even consider themselves to be animal welfare advocates in addition to zoophiles.
Because they love animals and care deeply for them, they claim they would never do anything to hurt them. But can these animals actually give consent?
“When that black mare finally just stood there quietly while I cuddled and caressed her, when she lifted her tail up and to the side when I stroked the root of it, and when she left it there, and stood quietly while I climbed upon a bucket, then, breathlessly, electrically, warmly, I slipped inside her, it was a moment of sheer peace and harmony, it felt so right, it was an epiphany.”
But are these all dirty old men who have poor social skills and can’t find a woman?
This case study reveals that, again, it’s not only mentally deficient farmhands that have sex with animals. And neither, it seems, is it simply unattractive, unsavory men who can’t find willing sexual partners of their own species. In fact, shortly after obtaining his medical degree, this particular man married a (human) woman and had two children with her. But their sex life relied on his imagining her to be a horse and—perhaps not surprisingly—the marriage didn’t last.
I’m not sure if that answers the question. He clearly had problems forming a normal relationship with a woman if he had to imagine her as a horse in order to become aroused. But is that such a bad thing? If he prefers to be with horses over humans, should we judge him for this or just let him be?
The American Psychological Association seems to think we should not be judging these people. Although bestiality is illegal in many states, they classify “zoophilia as a disorder only if an individual’s sexual attraction to nonhuman animals causes the person to experience distress.”
So, these people prefer animals over humans, they are not particularly distressed about their sex life, and they care about the animals and apparently wouldn’t hurt them. That doesn’t seem so bad, does it?
That said, if anyone drugs the animals or holds them down and hurts them, they should be punished. The problem here is that how would we know? The animals certainly can’t call the police and file an abuse charge. So, unless they get caught or injured by the animals, there’s no way to know what has happened.
Personally, I think these people may have conditioned themselves into being aroused by animals instead of humans. And some of them may have some serious communication problems that make human relationships difficult. Honestly, I think a lot of them could benefit from therapy and there are probably some deeper issues going on here. But again, is it such a bad thing to just let them be? What do you think?

First published June 2010

Via http://www.divinecaroline.com/22078/99584-sex-animals-legitimate-sexual-orientation#ixzz2Gx8KQTnR

European Disintegration: Animal Prostitution

November 27th, 2012 - 2:37 pm

If you ever wondered what lies at the bottom of the slippery slope, go to Germany. There, you will find Europe’s modern moral and cultural bankruptcy on open display. There, you can visit one of many “erotic zoos” and partake in sex with animals for a price.

In a German “erotic zoo,” customers pay to have sex with farm animals. A barnyard pimp collects money from the customers. These businesses are proliferating throughout Germany and Denmark, and are completely legal.

The Telegraph gives us some background to the law’s “enlightened” legalization of bestiality:

Bestiality was legalised in Germany in 1969, the same year that gay sex was also removed from the criminal code. After that, sex with animals was only punishable if the animal was severely injured.

The current proposal would outlaw animal prostitution by banning the pimps at the erotic zoo. That’s right, pimps. The gatekeepers, literally, would be criminalized. If you collect cash from freaks looking for a lamb, it would be a crime for the first time since 1969.

Has Europe really fallen so far so fast?

Except in Muslim communities across most of western Europe, birthrates have crashed. Mohammed is the most popular boy’s name in England. European law is in full retreat. In the Netherlands, you can order a mobile euthanasia van to your house like we order a pizza. In England, the Royal College of Obstetricians support infant euthanasia, a.k.a., murder. The glorious cathedrals of the west are empty on Sundays, except in still-devoutly Catholic countries like Poland and Ireland.

Might the rise of secular, hip Europe have any relation to the rise of erotic zoos?

The spectacle of German heavy-petting zoos has some lessons for us here in the United States. PJ Media’s Zombieroutinely covers the California version of the moral collapse found in the German sheep and bull bordellos. These beastly bordellos pose a vexing question for libertarians here.

Customers at the German erotic zoos consider this a simple lifestyle choice. Alas, the 1969 repeal of German laws got the government out of the bedroom, or perhaps more appropriately, out of the barnyard. And under a libertarian model, cows and pigs are properly considered chattel, mere property like a chair or tractor. If one wants to do things to a chair or tractor they own, then they certainly aren’t hurting anyone else.

http://pjmedia.com/jchristianadams/2012/11/27/european-disintegration-animal-prostitution/

Sex with animals to be banned in Norway

Posted by African Press International on September 15, 2012

• Republished due to public demand: First published on the 17th Nov.2007.

Time to modernize Norway’s Animal Protection Act – Minister of Agriculture and Food Terje Riis-Johansen.

Bestiality ban proposed:

• Minister of Agriculture and Food Terje Riis-Johansen wants Norway’s Animal Protection Act updated to expressly forbid sex with animals.

The existing act only specifies the kicking and beating of animals as abuse, and the agriculture minister now wants to close loopholes.

“This is a punishable offense that shall not occur,” Riis-Johansen told NRK (Norwegian Broadcasting).

The ban will come into effect with the new Animal Protection Act, which will also prevent violence against animals and the use of live animals as feed or bait.

“It will still be legal to use a riding crop on a horse that must be trained. But beating a dog will be illegal,” the minister said.

According to a 2006 survey of 650 veterinarians last year, bestiality – sex with animals – occurs far more often than people think.

“Every fifth veterinarian has either established or strongly suspected the sexual abuse of one of its animal patients. The extent of sexual abuse of animals is far greater than we had reason to believe at the beginning,” said Live Kleveland of the Norwegian Animal Welfare Alliance.

She said that bestiality was first and foremost a problem with farming animals like cows, pigs, and sheep but also extended to domestic pets like cats and dogs, as well as sporting animals like horses.

source.aftenposteneng.2007

http://africanpress.me/2012/09/15/sex-with-animals-to-be-banned-in-norway/

Surveillance Video Catches Man Having Sex With Mini Horses

Posted on: 10:46 am, January 2, 2013, by Staff Writer, updated on: 10:49am, January 2, 2013

ORLANDO, FL (WESH) – A Florida woman claims a man tortured and sexually abused her miniature horses. Now, she’s hoping surveillance video of the attacks will help send the suspect to prison for a long time.  

The vet found bodily fluids inside the horse. The Marion county sheriff investigators took a report but they haven’t been much help. The horses owners bought a dog to protect the horses but it was beaten to death as well. So they setup surveillance and a live internet feed. On Saturday the cameras caught him.

They are hoping someone will recognize the person in the video and abby is sending him a warning.

“I’ve never shot a gun in my life but if I catch this man in this barn taking out another one of my horses and he’s gonna traumatize this young horse and hurt her internally like he has my other horses, I will come down and I will kill him.” said Horse Owner Abby Conder.

Florida is one of a handful of states with laws against having sex with animals.  That law passed in 2011.

By:  Travell Eiland

http://fox2now.com/2013/01/02/surveillance-video-catches-man-havin-sex-with-mini-horses/

Breaking Amish: Do the Amish people practice bestiality?

NOV, 15, 2012 | AUTHOR: STARCASM STAFF; 

Among all the interesting things that have happened as during Breaking Amish, one of the strangest was a dinner conversation the kids had about what some of them claimed was a rampant bestiality problem in the Amish community.

Jeremiash Raber in particular pointed out that this was kind of a problem where he came from.

“You would be surprised how many Amish married men confess to having sex with animals. You would be surprised.”

Kate gets upset at where the conversation is going, while the rest of them seem perfectly comfortable with the premise that this happens a lot with the Amish.

During the reunion, Jeremiah said that he had personally witnessed multiple men come forward and confess that they were having sex with animals in front of the church.

This is anecdotal information, and perhaps makes it seem more prevalent because men in other communities might not end up confessing this in public. The general consensus is that bestiality isn’t prevalent in the Amish community, and probably occurs no more often than it does in other places.

The Huffington Post talked with Dr. Hani Miletski, a psychotherapist who wrote a book on bestiality, who said “In my research, I have not heard of bestiality within the Amish population.”

The Google News archives only offered up two cases of Amish bestiality in the past few years:

-In 2010, two Amish brothers were arrested in Grant County, Wis., following a three-month investigation into allegations of incest and engaging in bestiality on a local farm. According to a report by Channel 3000, Grant County Sheriff Keith Govier said at least six different family members, a cow and a horse were victims of the alleged crimes, which they believe occurred over a three-year period. It was, the sheriff said, one of the strangest and most disturbing cases he had seen. “I don’t believe this is indicative of the Amish community here in Grant County,” Govier said at the time.

-In 2011, two Amish cousins were accused of separate counts of sexual misconduct involving a horse in Centerville, N.Y. Police said the incidents took place on the men’s respective family farms. According to The Wellsville Daily, a tip from the Humane Society led to the arrests. The men were both charged with misdemeanor sexual misconduct with an animal.

Although two cases is two too many, it doesn’t seem to indicate a trend, or widespread problem.

http://starcasm.net/archives/183270