Is there a proper Muslim way to have sex with animals? Indeed, there is!

Posted on August 15, 2012 by actforamericahouston

NOTE: For the best experience, please listen to this while reading the words of the Ayatollah.

Guidelines for sex with animals can be found in the writings of Ayatollah Khomeini. Two excerpts from his writings serve to clarify the matter.

Oh baby! Yes! Yes! YES!!!

“A man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. (Seems a bit  harsh, don’t you think? –ed) He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.” Don’t the buyers deserve a discount of some kind?

Khomeini’s “Tahrirolvasyleh” fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990

“If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.” What if it was really good and invites another lap or two? Must animals always be one-night stands?

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